The 5 Stages of Emoji when Receiving Your Blood Test Results

You know that moment when you get the printout from your blood test and you think WTH am I supposed to do with this?


For me, my range of emotions cycle from confused to fatigued, with a couple bouts of frenzy & hysteria along the way.


Let’s take a moment to review…


Stage 1- Confusion   

“Why Did this ********* just hand me a sheet of paper in 2018?”


“I literally have 106 apps on my phone. “


“I hope this sheet of paper was manufactured from 100% recycled material.”


“And precisely where am I supposed to file this sheet of paper? On my refrigerator door?”



Stage 2 […]

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